I have this other tip I wanted to give you. Take your bed and pull it up to your bowl of food. It's like heaven (do you believe in heaven and God? Don't tell Mosby you don't, she will talk you ear off about that and try to "save" you. Again I'm a cat mom!) Seriously dude try this one and you won't ever have to leave your bed.
And even though you are like way older man, here is my last tip of advice for you from us young ones: wear the clothes! They are quite comfortable dude and you can get away with things like eating human food from the table. I mean my Mamerz didn't even know till now at I did this. Got you again Mamerz and I will win the war!!!!! But back to the clothes dude, get ya some. Seriously worth it in the winter.
Well Smokey, my man, I am off for another nap. Give me shout for our world take over if your in. I think we could make it happen...just don't tell the humans!